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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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from it you see a bloodstone that bounces off the wall and towards the exit and you are in a room of

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even more mayhem and chaos okay what's next guys as you begin to examine the room again the

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shadows start slowly rotating till they shrink into the gnomon we can put all the gems on the

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sundial you reach at the exact same time and your precision is accurate and they all fall

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through and disappear podcast over bye guys well really you don't think there's a portal

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that they just went through try to i stand on the gnomon thea disappears flint crawls in

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and everybody falls harmlessly back into the sundial room where the shadows are pointed at

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every single exit the curving path you follow suddenly twists to reveal a proper maze you

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hear the pounding of hooves is a massive stone gorgon i really hope that we never figure out

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dnd me too i like the way we do it i like the way we do it too welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons

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we are dnd fifth edition actual play podcast and i'm your dungeon master Russ More and with me

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today is Amy More i have a pink fuzzy robe on and i play thea amastasia and also sporting

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nightwear attire maybe carla johnson i am not sporting nightwear attire but i did

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literally say to amy when we got on this call you're wearing the robe i missed it so much

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the robe was like one of our original players when we started playing around the table

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also i play Nulara moonbrook and tom laird and i am wearing my queens of the stone age

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concert tee from when i saw them back in january and i play flint Firebeard russ what

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are you wearing i am wearing an avengers infinity war thanos t-shirt it's a little

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too intimidating i meant to say something like pretty hard is aggressive oh he's yeah he's he's

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good like yeah i don't like it no she doesn't like it i wear it go change your shirt russ

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it's upsetting carla and i've had numerous people say i am offended by that shirt

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as i walk through the door okay i mean that's and he doesn't care i don't care he is a real

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troublemaker that's me that's me um yeah welcome everybody uh this is the podcast

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yeah i mean it's just nice to throw it back just a little bit yeah you know also you look great

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i was kind of going with this is we're on Patreon wow wow that is yeah that's whoo i don't

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know how i was gonna get there it's a 90 degree turn yeah and when you're on Patreon

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katharina sindelar thanks katharina sorry if i pronounce your name wrong yeah katharina you're

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awesome you rock also if it's katharina we apologize oh 100 we apologize 100 but there's

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a th in there so i feel pretty confident maybe katharina could have gone could have gone

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either way yeah it's a cool name it's very melodic i'm deeply into it Patreon.com slash

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dumb dragon cast go check it out uh if you're interested in supporting us uh just a little bit

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more but i mean if you just got to listen that's totally cool too fuck it let's play dnd

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you're still stuck in a maze yeah we are boy how are we so happy about that oh yeah

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we're still in there just accepted it you know where we live now this is our life it's

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guys it can't be i need to find guac moldy you're right and there are people wondering about her

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oh there's a lot of people wondering about guac but i'm very confident that we are gonna

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hashtag find guac that's right so you have currently find yourself in perhaps another

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maze after you went down a pathway and you ended up in what appears to be a more different

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type of maze perhaps even a bit more real that's the queen's english by the way more

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mazy sort of style more mazy maze yeah like maybe it's a corn maze maybe it's maybe that's

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whimsical right maybe just on the other side we hear like there'll be a pumpkin patch pony riding

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and there's yeah people picking pumpkins sure to make pumpkin spice lattes out of

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which are now available as of yesterday starbucks get on board uh sponsor this

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podcast as this recording is released oh three weeks ago the pumpkin spice

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it's more seasonally appropriate for us to be talking about such autumnal things when this

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episode actually comes out so that's true yeah yeah way to go ask screw you starbucks whoa we

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want them on board ross unless you want to sponsor this podcast unless then we're into it

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is this like when you were gonna badmouth google the other night come on ross get it

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together come on all these all these could be potential sponsors of ours because i'm sure

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starbucks sponsors they're itching to get in the podcast game mediocre dnd

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and starbucks are looking for us if you are give me a call five five five

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that's my number there's the thing that people need to understand there's like a far fewer

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people in canada so our numbers are only three that's true yeah that's very true

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brusco five five five and it's all rotary too so oh yeah yep yeah our phone is on the wall

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in the kitchen as we speak there are cell phones but they're the 80s zack morris brick

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cell phones exactly we really just use them to throw at each other when we're angry but

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that doesn't ever happen because this is canada let's face it very genteel

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so we're in a maze so yeah the path you follow suddenly twist to reveal a proper

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maze cut out of the surrounding hedges moments later the pounding of hooves rings out

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and a gorgon charges out of the greenery towards you

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roll for initiative does it smell like gorgonzola nice thanks

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ah i'm here all day i got a 20 uh 23 i think seven sorry 27 amy that's very good

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right no it was just a seven isn't gorgon from trolls no not trolls sorry smurfs

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that's gargamel that is gargamel isn't that isn't a gorgon like medusa in her cronies

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aren't they gorgons i believe so in this case yeah i'm talking real world greek mythology here

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russ bowl yeah stone bowl a stone yes that does sound yes well that's just confusing when we're

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talking about myths they can't they can't just take a name of a thing and make it the name

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of another thing that's true that's not allowed i mean i guess it is wizards of the coast

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way to be confusing so no new law you're first i'm gonna go first is that what you're saying

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that's what i said yeah new law Nulara you are up first how far is uh old mr gorgon from us

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the gorgon has just come out of the greenery okay and he is now 25 feet charging

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towards you and your friends who are standing in the middle of a maze there is an opening

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to your right as you look at the gorgon and an opening behind you and to your left well i'm just

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gonna try and stab it i know it's really big and muscular and looks like it's got some kind

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of armor on it but i'm pretty irritated and would like to get out of this maze so

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whether by success or death i care not okay so you're rushing forward charging at the gorgon

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yep all right roll it up

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all right well that was only a 14 so that probably didn't do anything

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oh nope it's okay i'll try again okay well that was a 13 so that probably didn't do anything

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either i'm just gonna like yeah i'm gonna scooch a little sashay a little scooch have you seen

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that gif of um and it was also in the show of homer simpson just like into the head into the

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head just gonna do one of those moves sure i get that um so yeah you charge forward 25 feet

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swinging um and uh i mean it's it's we'll say it's glancing off of its horns but you

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don't connect solid and sidestep off allowing it to continue charging forward to your friends

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okay well donnie's gonna try he's gonna first try to recharge the old breath weapon yep didn't

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work so he is probably going to sure he's gonna try and bite this charging bull because why

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wouldn't he why would me you guys he's worried about um guac too they're best friends you

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know uh that is a 16 uh 16 will not hit okay well he's gonna try and recharge his breath weapon

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again and it didn't work again so he's gonna try and bite again and he doesn't because he got a

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10 i'm gonna swap out my dice donnie leaps and flies just above not too high because he's

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worried about the guac syndrome and hovers above the bull that's charging towards you

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and takes a couple bites at its back but misses and the gorgon continues forward i feel like he

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lies above it and just is like that and just licks down the gorgon's back

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and just as he's about to reach the group lets forth a giant green plume that goes

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30 feet out in front of it encompassing flint thea thaddeus and Flamikinskins who all have to make

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a constitution saving throw yes you have to make the constitution saving throw everyone

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has questions about poison it's not poison i know that's why you were confirming they had

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to do it right i crit failed oh that is not great amy uh flint got a 19 thaddeus got an 18

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i rolled with a different dice for Flamikinskins it's an 18 for her i know i just swapped all my dice

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three of you are fine and you just you just this cloud comes up and over you thea however

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we'll get to that in a second the bull as it releases this gas continues charging forward

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moving to gore flint as he is the first one in the way or with a 21 to hit oh yeah so that's

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15 piercing damage and you must make a strength saving throw or be knocked prone as it is in a

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trampling charge okay so i'm gonna take 12 hit points because i can lower these things by three

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due to my heavy armor master skill strength throw that's a 19 plus four so 23

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you are not knocked prone suck it gorgon and then as you are gored and kind of knocked to the

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side the the cloud settles and you see a stone figure and thea is what's called petrified

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oh no just like a basilisk does so you can at the end of your next turn you can make another

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saving throw and on a success you are no longer petrified on a failure the target is petrified

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until freed by a greater restoration spell or other magic next up in rotation Flamikinskins

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russ is banging out the uh big guns as far as side effects for us fucking failing

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saving throws these days true i mean things things get real if i be hurt if i'm petrified

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you have resistance against a lot of stuff if you're petrified nice um so Flamikinskins as

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right into the right into the gorgons face Flamikinskins hurls a bubble of acid

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and it must make a dexterity saving throw which it does not succeed on and that is a

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high roll so that is six twelve seventeen acid damage against this gorgon's face

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oh i've mixed up Flamikinskins and flint two fls in that list so flint you go now

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okay so being as it kind of knocked flint off to the side i'm guessing i'm

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just to the side of it as opposed to in front of it yes so it has a charge like five feet

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past you okay uh i'm gonna go alongside it and kind of swing my axe in an uppercut fashion right

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where like its front legs meets its upper body just to like just to get in that joint yeah for

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sure and that is a 25 that will hit come on big money 13 damage on that one and i'll

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continue attacking it in the same spot that's a 21 no 22 sorry it's another 13

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we're consistent on the damage front and a 20 but not critical uh yes okay

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and that's 12 more damage with like down and up swipings you're working into the joint and

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you see like cracks begin to form on the front shoulder and creeping down the back of this

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gorgon as it is thaddeus's turn all right everybody make a perception check as well as

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as flint is deciding can i perceive anything i didn't think i could uh thaddeus got a

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23 and flint critically failed carla got uh oh sorry carla's not there new laura got a 23 as

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carla's not here man flint's too focused on defeating this is gorgon but the 23s as the

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dust is settling you notice a diamond kind of in the middle of where it shot its blast of

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petrified breath which he would currently be standing right over top of so the gorgon is

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currently standing right over top of a diamond so the gorgon is standing over the diamond like

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as if the diamond is in the floor uh like it's just a diamond that has is placed on the ground

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it's not inset in anything okay oh i thought thaddeus had mage hand and i was like does

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he have one of those hand spells right where he can grab things i thought that would be very

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handy but i'm not seeing here at all handy yeah uh thaddeus is going to touch the stone

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statue of thea and cast resistance on it so she has uh an extra d4 to a number

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rolled on a saving throw of its choice ah thanks okay i'll need it may i roll two d20s

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because i think if i if i add them together i could maybe get it's possible oh and thaddeus

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kind of gets out of the way as well so he can go like back into his right as far as where the

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gorgon is or back into the left uh he will go to the left to the left back into the left

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so kind of just in that doorway there so he runs back and down and just out of sight

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or just you know peering around the corner at the action happening thea you get to make a

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saving throw yeah i do do it do you remember what kind of saving through it is what i don't

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care i rolled a 19 is it constitution it was a constitution okay so 21 so and you can add a d4

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to it if you want do it did my 21 i'm pretty sure my 21 made it up to you yeah the effect

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effect ends so you the stone begins to fall away from your skin but that is the end of your turn

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you should be doing this like when you have like luna's face masks on it gets on crack

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you're making all those faces back to the top and that's Nulara okay well i'm going to try

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again that's a 27 so you're rushing back towards the gorgon to attack stab it in the

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butt nice while i'm behind it so realistically i'm gonna stab it in the butt yeah or how about

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doesn't have horns this sounds better i'm gonna stab it like in the rear flank oh sure how about

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how about that well you do have all that animal handling stuff so just a fancy way to say butt

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stab so that's 18 damage okay i'm gonna stab it in the butt again i'm gonna stab it in the

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other side of its butt uh no maybe i'm not 16 does not hit 16 is not a butt stab okay not

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a butt stab it's a it's a glance off it's it's a spank stony hide okay you just spanked it

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donnie's gonna try and recharge didn't work so he's gonna try and bite that is a 23

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yeah uh for six damage recharge attempt recharge fail bite attempt 25

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uh and seven damage where is beginning to show and the cracks are beginning to spread throughout

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this gorgon as it is its turn and it rears up and stomps to the ground and releases another

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petrifying breath which spreads out and encompasses everybody except thaddeus yeah thaddeus

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everybody's got to make a constitution saving throw again i'm glad i didn't use that d4

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15 i'm using a d4 i got a 20 flay mccain's got a 19 flink got a 20 donnie did donnie roll

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donnie got a 12 uh so as the cloud comes up you hear a thud like a stone hitting the ground

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as donnie falls to the ground from the brief small height that he was up and he too is

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petrified it's not as bad as it looks donnie the gorgon jumps through the greenery in front

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and comes back out from the other end down by on the other side of thea

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and begins charging back towards you but does not make it as far since it was charging past

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thaddeus does he have an opportunity attack yeah yeah yeah i'll give you an opportunity

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attack yeah all right he's gonna swing his war hammer at this bad boy and that is a 22

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yeah and nine damage his hit stops him in his tracks and he turns and looks

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at him and now it is truly flint's turn all right uh how far out from flint is this bad

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boy now 30 feet flint is going to grab his dwarven thrower and throw that bad boy at this

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fucking gorgon yeah ranged weapon and that is a 17 17 will not hit okay he's going to do the

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same thing again so you throw your hammer and recall it back to you instantly that's right

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only to whip it again that's right and this is a nat 20 yeah it is we haven't had a nat 20

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in a long time it feels like a while yeah so that's 17 plus five is 22 damage tell me how

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your hammer destroys this gorgon uh well after it missed on the first flyby it noticed a little

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weak spot where we've been hitting the gorgon repeatedly and there's cracks showing so

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as uh flint let it fly again it strikes true and shatters the gorgon into a million pieces

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yeah it does thea shakes off the rest of the rock and goes whoo dust herself off good job team

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uh yeah so your hammer strikes true and the gorgon explodes and crumbles and begins to mist

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up into the air and you have seemingly defeated the gorgon he just i don't like the sound of

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that seemingly you have defeated the gorgon yay i don't know what you're talking about i didn't

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say seemingly when the gorgons destroyed does donnie magically become unpetrified negative

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okay uh guys can somebody do help me out here uh that is that is is gonna cast uh that same

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spell again that resistance spell um so should he just should i just roll so it would be

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that is his turn flaming kins there's like i can't fucking do shit thea no sorry uh and

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then it's back to you and donnie so yeah we'd say you'd have to make a constitution

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saving throw at the end of his turn uh that is a 17 you can add a d4 to that if needed

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and a d4 because why the heck not that is a 21 you see the stone begin to retreat from donnie

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as he stands up he's like well that was a shitty experience yeah but we went through

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together donnie yeah high five over here all right with my hand claw which clearly i have

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yeah that's weird right didn't we decide that it was like weird baby hands yeah and also you

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have a pretty bitching hat so right well not anymore now it's just tiny oh yeah well that

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makes it even more bitching that's adorable it's adorable Nulara you told me that it was

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adorable is it not adorable no it's no donnie it's adorable you look amazing oh i'm gonna have

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a compLex no i gotta hang out with you all the time i wouldn't want you to look like an idiot

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shit all right where are we we're in a maze donnie i think the stone is at the same place we've been

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forever yeah somebody ought to uh pick up that diamond you look back to the diamond and it is

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gone motherfucker well how about thea turns to her right and says how about we go this way you

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guys do you do you go as a group do you split up what are you doing well traditionally

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we love splitting the party so oh we never split up yeah you kind of follow each other around

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throughout this throughout this maze about a minute passes as you're trying to find some

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sort of exit and you seem to be just kind of looping around not really getting anywhere

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and you hear the beating of hooves and charging out from in front of you thea

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the gorgon returns

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releasing his breath directly down towards you so thea and flint need to make a constitution

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saving throw i get stuck and i don't get to fight this gorgon again that's an 18

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oh yeah that's an 18 without any added fun so you're fine but you get a gore attack there

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thea for a 19 so that's gonna be 20 piercing damage oh yeah and you must make a strength

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saving throw as you were thrown about 13 and you were knocked prone and as a bonus action

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the gorgon stomps on you with his hooves holy shit for a 17 that will hit me for another

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15 bludgeoning damage oh my god damn so he is currently on top of you and will continue

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in initiative order so i guess we'll go back to the top there Nulara you and donnie are up

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did he drop a diamond when he released his breath weapon yes you see down in the mist

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a crystallizing diamond form as he is stomping on your friend okay i hope my friend starts

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crawling towards that she's really tough she'll be fine in spirit yeah she's tough in spirit her

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body is weak and brittle she's very willowy and slender uh okay i am going to uh you know try

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and stab stab the guy that is a 20 19 damage yeah i'm gonna do it again because i got 22

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it's 22 damage uh donnie's gonna try and recharge hey it worked guys guys it worked

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worked so he uh is going to well god can he even do that where is everybody here

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thea is directly underneath the gorgon but like she's up a little she's all flat on the ground

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oh i'm so flat on the ground so prone i'm trying to be very like unassuming and

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yeah so maybe he'll stop stomping on me if i pretend i'm not there like sinking into the

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grass um i think that now that donnie has recharged he's not gonna shoot fire when

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he is right there seems like a bad idea so he'll he'll he'll do a he'll do a bite move

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which is a 19 okay for seven damage and then he will do that again uh but that is only a 14

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so that's probably a big old nothing 14 doesn't hit so donnie leaps almost on top of and begins

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biting at the gorgon as it begins attempting to buck him off and flint what's the what's the

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deal with this diamond russ is it directly below the gorgon what's what's the situation

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here yeah it looks like it formed like it started its its breath kind of as it came out

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of the the greenery so it's kind of just behind where the gorgon is right now and since the

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gorgon is all like distracted from stomping on thea would i be able to make some sort of

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acrobatic like run and jump uh kind of off to the side and maybe go grab this diamond

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if you roll for it well i suppose i could roll for it this is d and d after all hey nat 20 again

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oh my goodness the sweetest of flips occur yeah so i do like some parkour moves using like the

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hedge the side of the hedge and like run up the hedge kind of crouching tiger style

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and uh jump in behind and grab this diamond okay as you pick up the diamond thea and flint

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make a perception roll thea at disadvantage because you've got a gorgon stomping on top of you

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as a 16 for flint 14 i rolled a 15 and a 14 plus an eight oh right plus eight 22 you've

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been adding your modifiers yes i have just not right now so flint as you pick this up

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uh you and thea hear greenery like moving um and you see down the corridor behind you

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a doorway open up about 30 feet down the next aisle that you were right beside there

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do i alert everyone can everyone else see this is it just something that we can see what's

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happening here it's just that something that you two have seen uh everybody else is kind

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of out of eye shot of where they would be able to see it i do should we like attack

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this thing or like disengage and run for it what's what's the group consensus here

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run flint but you're kind of trapped under this army crawl my way out it'll be okay

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uh i don't want to abandon everyone carla any thoughts it's in the moment man

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time's ticking turn's gonna be over in five four three uh i'm gonna attack the gorgon okay

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stab it in the butt you're behind it right i am behind it gonna pull a real carla butt

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stab here yep no carla's not there it's Nulara yeah but it was carla who wanted to do the

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uh that's a 25 on the first attack yes sir uh so that's 14 damage okay i'll give a second

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attack uh and that's a 21 on the second attack yes sir oh that's only 10 damage

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swiping your axe into its butt uh you begin to

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create new butt cracks as it becomes uh thea's turn oh god is this does this thing have me

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pinned with its big no you're not fucking you're not pinned you are prone though all right

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while i'm prone can i cast a spell well i'm in a wild shape sure yeah i'm in a wild

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shape into a winter wolf look at me with all my hit points i yell guys a door yes winter wolves

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can speak common we've already been over it it's just been so long since she wild shaped these

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are for the it has been it has been and you know for any new listeners sure so yes they do

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speak basic common and i say guys a door and i disengage Flamikins kens yells a window it's

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not a window from the window to the wall yeah yeah it's from yeah finish finish the lure

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dress seems like it would be a song Flamikins kens would be that's true yeah yeah facebook.com

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slash dumb dragon cast group i don't know what the fuck it is go put that song in there now

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oh yeah oh and the beyonce to the left oh yeah yeah got a couple in this one uh so i

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i yell to them that there's a door and i i want to disengage and dash to the door okay you are

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i'm gonna dnd disengage and dash that's right so how far are you going well i can move 50 feet

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okay i'm gonna go right to the fucking door okay and just wait because guys i'm like

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i'm hurting real bad i want nothing to do with any more fighting that's fine um

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now with this bullshit right ah

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Flamikins kens comes around the corner and she's like what's going on oh shit and then Flamikins

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kens casts dimension door what's that she teleports herself from her current location

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to another spot within range and she arrives at exactly the spot desired so she's going to

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dimension door herself right oh that's the girl oh excuse me she sends the girl on a one

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why Flamikins kens why uh Flamikins kens dimension doors right over to the door and then it's

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thaddeus's turn he starts like big time like what the where's what she comes in like almost

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at a run hey i like snarl like these squares on your map are roughly 10 by 10 exactly 10

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by 10 i think if that is like hugs the fucking uh the shrub wall and dashes over there he can

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just zip right on over to that door like you guys have been walking around the maze so you

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kind of have a feeling that um where thea and Flamikins kens is he could get to from the

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other side it's just based on your travels through so he could dash and get to thea without

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even passing the gorgon okay he will do that then yeah so wait maybe he should like yeah no

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he'll do that that's fine yeah so thaddeus uh turns and heads back down a pathway that you

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guys have kind of researched and heads back to the group over there and then it is the gorgon's

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turn boom he likes you go home and as the gorgon kind of sees all the commotion of everybody

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running away and moving uh flint you look down in your hand and the diamond begins to disappear

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and as the diamond disappears so does the door son of a bitch and the gorgon releases another

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breath out in your direction flint and down and banks around the corner

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to where uh Flamikins kens thea and thaddeus are and you all need to make a constitution saving throw

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it probably doesn't hit thaddeus but that is just out of range for all these things

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yeah he's lucky it's pretty good uh that's a 17 for flint oh Flamikins kens doesn't do well

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either so Flamikins kens and thea are now petrified and flint you see at the base of

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where the gorgon is about 10 feet away a new diamond forming in place and just for good

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measure the gorgon charges you with of course yeah oh it doesn't do well though that's a 14

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oh hooray yeah uh new laura you're up so whereabouts is that diamond

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it is about 10 feet in front of the gorgon so on the opposite side of where you are currently

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located it turned and faced towards flint and the rest of the group so i have to stab it in

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the butt again wow is it always behind so i'm not like i'm not really into butt stabbing all

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of a sudden just as always facing away from me or maybe i always have been i mean everybody's

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got secret character motivations right this is like an m night shamAlydin level twist here

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yeah it's my twist butt stabs uh okay so let's go for the old butt stab that is a 25

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yeah that's a solid butt stab and that is eight that is 24 damage whoa that is almost

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the most i could get i'm gonna do it again i'm not gonna do it again that was a 12

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well like you needed to you just nailed you just gave more damage in that one roll than i have

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since we started recording this episode because it would zero i've given zero to

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okay how far okay is it is our map positions right now accurate uh as far as i've been

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trying to keep up with them so yeah they should be fairly accurate have you determined

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in canon that breath weapons go through shrubberies because i feel like you have

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didn't that just happen with the gorgon well it went through like the doorway in front of it

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and banked around like it hit the wall and kept going well i noticed that it's bleeding but

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it's kind of sticking behind that oh well that's because i can't put it anywhere else

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like it just where the thing that's okay i think donnie's gonna sure its butt is hanging

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no it's fine i mean it's a it's a fire weapon so fire can go through trees trust me as we have

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all learned in british columbia oh yeah like light this shit up yeah fire fire can go through

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trees so he is going to do his fire weapon which means ye old gorgon needs to uh do a

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deck save and this is not going to be good it's going to be amazing it's going to be a seven

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it's going to be seven does that save it's it's it doesn't see it coming it just goes

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straight up its butthole oh jeez jesus oh boy did donnie put his lips to it like how is his

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oh my god why with the visual no the butthole it's too far russe did you hear how many dice

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a lot of dice anytime i get a lot of dice it's 22 damage so canonically he's blown this fire

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up his butthole and cooks him from the inside out and bursts in a cloud of stony dust vapor

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and as he does those watching the diamond it does the same thing and dissolves into the

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ground so we're going to go through and make some saving throws at this point uh it would be

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flint's turn next if there's anything you want to do flint uh i go and cheer real loud

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for thea's saving throw that she's going to make all right make a constitution saving throw

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the uh

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oh not 20 whoa i have to whisper to my dice right against a fall away and you are back the same

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Flamikinskins however did not fare so well and as the stone falls away you're kind of just

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watching Flamikinskins hoping the same happens but nothing does happen

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when maybe just maybe the adventures will be able to get out of this darn maze maybe i make

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no promises but maybe but let's jump back into the action and see if they can figure out

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this diamond riddle diamonds can be pricey though so you know it might be tough have

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a great week we'll talk soon that is kind of gives the old like chin like thinks about it

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for a second he says i might uh rust does the voice for this guy but he sounds like an old man

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says i might have something for this and he digs around in his spell component pouch

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and he opens up a couple different containers and he can't quite find what he's looking for

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and finally he finds a container with the ruby dust in it and he puts a little bit in his palm

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and just blows the the ruby dust over the the statue form of flamikins and says

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heal thyself he's casting greater restoration uh the ruby dust sprinkles down over top of

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flamikins and she she was like standing with her face and like a weird kind of motif seems

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pretty normal for her and as the stone falls away she's like okay we're back are we out yet

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uh nope not yet guys we gotta we gotta game plan this it seems like we only have a limited

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time with the open exit and the diamond so uh i think next time we gotta have people like

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make a break for the exit right away and then we gotta get lucky with some some some

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acrobatic type of stuff and get that diamond and go agreed how's everybody feeling

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i've been better but i'm okay you're still a wolf form right i am perfect that's good because

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that will be more uh acrobatic than i assume everybody's gone over to where the stone stone

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features were thereabouts oh yeah if everyone was yeah like as you guys are game planning

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you begin to hear the sound of hooves again so this is your time so if you're doing anything

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in particular okay you guys as soon as you see the diamond one of us will grab it once that

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stone door opens up and makes itself known we just need to high tail it there get it high

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tail it there i swish my tail i i mean agreed i think whoever grabs it run to the door and

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try to open the door maybe the door will stay open once it's open as you finish discussing this out

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of the greenery right behind flint you hear the charging hooves of the gorgon as he runs towards

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and blasts its petrifying breath out and down towards flint thaddeus and thea god i had to be

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in the fucking corner please nobody puts baby in the corner 11 uh thaddeus got a 16 and flint

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got a 15 and i say not again mother and then as i turn to stone thea turns to stone again

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and flint and thaddeus are fine except for the charging trample that flint receives

385
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uh that's a natural 20 35 piercing damage and you must make a strength saving throw

386
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so that's 32 damage let me just subtract three from that small victories oh boy okay that's a

387
00:43:45,599 --> 00:43:53,519
lot of uh that's a lot of damage and a strength throw you bet that is a 15 that doesn't make it

388
00:43:53,519 --> 00:44:00,000
you are knocked that makes no and as a bonus action it tries to trample you with its hooves

389
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wait a minute wait a minute wait one goddamn minute waiting waiting i am going to use my

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00:44:09,039 --> 00:44:14,320
indomitable skill and re-roll a saving throw that i fail

391
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17 that makes it so you are not prone yay and it doesn't trample you with its hooves

392
00:44:24,559 --> 00:44:29,120
even better yeah that doesn't feel good doesn't feel good it did not look fun when you were

393
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:35,760
doing it so no uh Nulara you were up did it drop a diamond did it drop it you were around

394
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the corner presently so unless you move around the corner you may not be able to see if only

395
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someone else who could see asked regardless right do you remember the plan i am going to

396
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:59,039
i was busy saving things i know you were rolling around and like not getting stomped on it was

397
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amazing i assume i couldn't see i'm gonna come around the corner though and uh you know i guess

398
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:12,159
try and stab it in the front this time which seems seems crazy but well maybe it'll work

399
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:19,119
maybe it'll work uh it's a 25 that will hit so you push your way through

400
00:45:20,639 --> 00:45:25,840
and uh make it in front not on the hedges but you're like yeah you're beside flint not

401
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:33,360
standing on top of it in the front and the back yeah so that is 24 damage okay i'm going

402
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:41,120
to try and stab it again but i failed because i rolled a nine that will not hit okay donnie's

403
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:45,200
gonna try and recharge didn't work he wasn't gonna use it anyway because all of his friends

404
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:51,920
are in the way this time but he's gonna try to bite he he fails he's gonna try again

405
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:58,079
and he probably succeeds because as a 24 yeah 11 damage

406
00:45:59,039 --> 00:46:07,759
oh hey now do i see a diamond you sure do right at uh like pretty much right at your feet within

407
00:46:07,759 --> 00:46:13,199
five feet of where you are great i'm super gonna grab it you grab it and right behind you in the

408
00:46:13,199 --> 00:46:18,880
same spot that it was before right behind where you the main group of you is pretty much where

409
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:24,159
i'm frozen yeah no donnie you know oh there's a lot of people in here i know we're all up

410
00:46:24,159 --> 00:46:30,480
there clustered yeah you're there you're there you're there there's a gorgon here sure you're in

411
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:37,679
that vicinity but right where thea is okay the hedges move away and an exit forms flint should

412
00:46:37,679 --> 00:46:42,480
i go try and open the door guys you're it's it's an open oh no you're not like it's an

413
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open we've been over this i'm sorry oh it's not right beside me yeah i'm like right beside

414
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:55,680
you can i just hand it to you i mean i guess can i because i can i just can i just steal it from

415
00:46:55,680 --> 00:47:02,000
her hand yeah yeah absolutely i feel like we should all go at once but i will go all right

416
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:06,240
i'm gonna i'm gonna disengage i don't even think i've been fighting this thing i'm gonna

417
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:11,680
disengage yeah well you're within range so yeah i'm gonna book it over to that opening with

418
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:17,280
my diamond in my hand oh sure he's stealing the diamond so you're gonna stand like right

419
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:22,880
in the entryway like it's open like essentially it's just another pathway down a maze yeah

420
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:27,680
essentially i'm going to stand in the way as if there was a door there that might try to close

421
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:31,680
and i'm at the supermarket and it's not going to be able to close because i'm in the sensor

422
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:36,560
i like it uh anything else you're doing before we go to the next person uh i tell everyone

423
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:42,720
to get the fuck over here see how does that sound like a character and whatnot tom uh it's

424
00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:47,360
really i'm just running and grumbling so it's like and then i'm over at the door

425
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:52,400
and we've been with him long enough to know you guys got the gist of it clearly get the

426
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:59,040
fuck out of here um thea your turn 19 so the stone falls away from you and that's the end of

427
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:04,720
your turn yeah um but you are right beside the the entrance that's not gonna turn

428
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:12,080
yeah she does it's her turn next oh Flamikins kins um hurl something just vomit

429
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:21,200
did she just oh she literally just hurls does she have a nervous tummy when she fights

430
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:27,040
rough night guys rough night uh that's gonna be five feet away from me so i'm just gonna

431
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:32,960
go stand with you flint and see what happens okay can you can you drag thea over here with

432
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:42,400
you i pull her does she what her hair she moves but she growls oh yeah she's a wolf

433
00:48:43,199 --> 00:48:49,679
fatius's turn yeah he's just gonna back away and go for the fucking door while the pathway

434
00:48:49,679 --> 00:48:55,280
that's open yeah so he backs away and continues to go for the door everybody is standing

435
00:48:55,280 --> 00:49:01,199
roughly in the doorway as it becomes the gorgon's turn and where before as it readied its

436
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:06,720
petrifying breath the old diamond would disappear flint you look at it now standing within this

437
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:13,440
newly created maze exit the diamond remains present but the gorgon still gets a turn and

438
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:24,640
tries to gore uh Nulara why did i roll your dice fuck oh it was bad guys it was a 15

439
00:49:24,639 --> 00:49:31,279
15 to hit okay doesn't hit and then it's Nulara's turn i can use well i probably don't even

440
00:49:31,279 --> 00:49:37,119
need to use this can i just like run away yep you can disengage and run okay that's what i am

441
00:49:37,119 --> 00:49:43,679
going to do donnie's gonna come with me all right so both of you uh disengage and run

442
00:49:43,679 --> 00:49:50,400
towards the group that is standing in the exit um and as you continue down the path you turn

443
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:57,119
and see that the gorgon stops at the passageway that is created and kind of steps back and tips

444
00:49:57,119 --> 00:50:04,320
his hat because he was wearing a hat that we didn't say um exhales a giant green plume

445
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and turns and exits into the hedges beside it and you guys run back down this maze that

446
00:50:12,159 --> 00:50:20,480
is created and after a short while you enter back into the sundial room where the shadows

447
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:30,480
are pointed still at a through h i see why sundials are no longer in favor

448
00:50:42,879 --> 00:50:48,879
music in today's episode was by Kavin mcleod of incompetech.filmmusic.io i mean sorry about

449
00:50:48,879 --> 00:50:56,000
your cat but um it's kind of dark and angry yeah no i wish you hadn't said that i didn't like

450
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:01,039
it at all i think you should probably cut that part out someone's gonna be like how did you

451
00:51:01,039 --> 00:51:06,399
know my cat died and then we don't need dead cat stuff happening well maybe it's something

452
00:51:06,399 --> 00:51:11,359
more innocent like they had to switch the cat from wet food to dry food and they're and

453
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:17,680
we're just sorry about it yeah because the cat's not happy yeah however however they're probably

454
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:22,480
happy because wet cat food smells disgusting oh yeah it does not smell good confirmed doesn't

455
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:28,720
smell good not just not just you doing them over and over and over again just kind of like

456
00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:33,920
kind of how we do this joke over and over and over again yeah i know apologies it's been a

457
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:38,559
while we'll brainstorm better jokes no we won't we won't brainstorm better not a chance

458
00:51:38,559 --> 00:51:45,279
let's stumble upon one and then hold on to it forever forever correct gorgon charges out

459
00:51:45,279 --> 00:51:51,360
charges charges charges right at you if i die this round doesn't mean i don't have to play

460
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:57,840
the rest of this game you won't die Dumbgeons and dragons is a dumb dragons production